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Humour

This blog

looks so angry when I’m having a good day and I’m feeling happy 😐

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Nazis & Other Fascists

Hitler was on meth

Here’s a video of Hitler exhibiting choreiform movement disorder from chronic amphetamine use.

In case you are stupid this is not an endorsement; he probably didn’t have as great a time as it looks

As far as I can gather his advisors basically doped him up in order for him to perform as the Fuhrer of Nazi Germany.

You know what’s crazy though? ISIS soldiers were also given stimulants – Captagon specifically, or maybe more like street formulations of adulterated Captagon – which is fenethylline, combining the effects of amphetamine and theophylline, the latter of which is a xanthine class alkaloid found in tea and cocoa.

Makes you wonder about a lot of things. The “psychopharmacology” of the third Reich, how these substances affect consciousness, what it does to people.

Absolutely unreal to just watch it in action, how entire periods of human history are, or must be, shaped by different compounds.

It’s hard to make lucid observations on things that are this complex.

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Humour

Tune in tomorrow for more hot takes from the University of Toronto’s Finest Homophobic Professor™️ 🧐

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Humour

teehee

👉🙂👉

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Religion Social Commentary

Yeah this one

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Social Commentary North Strong & Free

Why Cops Are Garbage

And in fact, why Canadian society as a whole is just a big fucking joke

Alright so I’m driving to the store to pick up some groceries and at the parking lot, this guy on the other side of the lane swerves right in front of me to get to a parking spot in between us without signaling.

And I had no intention of taking his spot or anything, there were plenty of empty parking spots up ahead closer to the store’s entrance.

But he didn’t signal, and I threw up my hands in exasperation as if to say “oh come on.”

And then he started gesticulating at me as though he was innocent and hadn’t done anything wrong.

So I’m mouthing at him “What do you mean what? Can you at least fucking signal?”

And you know isn’t that just the way it goes? It’s always some rat in a luxury car being a cunt flouting the most basic rules, carrying themselves around town – or across the globe, really – as though they’re entitled to being useless little pieces of shit while, I guess, those of us who actually give a fuck about the laws are left behind.

If the cops can’t enforce basic road safety rules in people’s day to day life, what hope in hell are they going to have when Satan himself decides to light their entire country on fire?

And I know some of you morons think this is trivial, that it’s just something small that I should just “let go” of.

And of course you’re stupid because you don’t understand that this tiny thing is perfectly emblematic of all the other larger problems anyone with two brain cells to rub together could clearly see.

But you know: garbage in, garbage out. Go live in your walled gardens and when the fire does break out, when there’s an organic nano-sized virus royally fucking you, when your kids are killing each other because you couldn’t teach them manners, or whatever it may be – I won’t be so much as taking a fucking piss on you people to put you out when you catch the hellfire.

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Music

Crispy

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Humour

Bro… what??

Pinocchio is an allegory for Jews?

Warning: thick skin required, maximum Poe’s Law at work.

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National Security, and other retarded shit some white people probably did

Really, the Vegas shooting was orchestrated by the CIA?

🤷🏻‍♂️

I mean who knows, right?

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Humour

Proof the chauvinists are wrong when they say women aren’t funny