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Humour

Bro… what??

Pinocchio is an allegory for Jews?

Warning: thick skin required, maximum Poe’s Law at work.

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National Security, and other retarded shit some white people probably did

Really, the Vegas shooting was orchestrated by the CIA?

🤷🏻‍♂️

I mean who knows, right?

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Humour

Proof the chauvinists are wrong when they say women aren’t funny

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Religion

Proof that everyone who likes those dumbass frog memes is in league with Satan

 And I saw three unclean spirits like frogs come out of the mouth of the dragon, and out of the mouth of the beast, and out of the mouth of the false prophet.

For they are the spirits of devils, working miracles, which go forth unto the kings of the earth and of the whole world, to gather them to the battle of that great day of God Almighty.

Emphasis added | Source

Proof!!

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Humour

Look where you’re going!

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Humour

Lousy 3rd dimensioners

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Religion

The Taliban are kafirs, and here’s how

Just imagine you’re watching some dumb YouTube video or something

Here’s the Quran surat al-ma’idah 5:90 prohibiting drugs:

O you who have believed, indeed, intoxicants, gambling, [sacrificing on] stone alters [to other than Allah ], and divining arrows are but defilement from the work of Satan, so avoid it that you may be successful.

See source here: https://legacy.quran.com/5/90

Here’s the next verse about how Satan’s work is to sow division between people using intoxicants:

Satan only wants to cause between you animosity and hatred through intoxicants and gambling and to avert you from the remembrance of Allah and from prayer. So will you not desist?

See source here: https://legacy.quran.com/5/91

Here’s several sources underlining the Taliban dealing drugs and their utter implication in the opium and hashish trades to fund their “Islamic” state:

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/drugs-opium-taliban-afghanistan/

In the past two decades, the insurgents have run a state-like economy in the areas they controlled. They relied on various fundraising sources, such as drug trafficking and other criminal activities, extortion and taxes, charitable donations and foreign assistance.

https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/south-asia/taliban-money-weapons-funds-b1905428.html

This isn’t Muslim apologetics, I don’t give a fuck personally – I’m not a Muslim – but for Muslims who think the Taliban isn’t so bad or for non-Muslims who think the Taliban are actually Islamic: you are actually ignorant and stupid as fuck.

You’re probably either an inbred middle easterner who doesn’t even know what Islam is or some retarded burger-huffing American with Very Strong™ (and shitty, wrong) opinions.

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Humour

Yeah whatever.

So I was in this gaming chat the other day and these American kids were just shit talking and having banter like usual, and I decided to fuck around a little bit until their leader piped up when I made a joke about Israel not being a real country.

Just a few minutes earlier we were all basically talking shit about gay people and black people.

It’s cool to talk shit about gays and blacks, but don’t bring up Israel, that one’s touchy.

Seriously though it’s not a real country.

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Fluff

To Satan’s Glory

Previous research, which examined the electronic health records of 236,379 patients, had found that one in three COVID-19 survivors were diagnosed with a neurological or psychiatric condition within six months of infection, with anxiety and mood disorders being the most common.

Ave Satanas!

If you’re wondering why I’m praising Satan for the detrimental effects of COVID-19, I’ll try to be as terse as I can:

  • People are shit
  • They are hypocrites and fucking swine
  • This is actually how much they piss me off sometimes
  • I’m glad they’re dying
  • The planet would be more habitable with just one or two billion people and we’d all be better off for it.
  • People put on appearances of being nicer than they are, and I genuinely think that’s insincere and horrible behaviour; it’s better to be honest with people and tell them how you really feel.

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Uncategorized

I fucking hate Facebook

And most of these other social media sites.

Why do they always insist on shoving “new features” down your throat that you never asked for?

No, I don’t want my goddamned videos to autoplay and for you to crank up the volume on some trite trash some idiot posted somewhere.

I don’t want to have to spend 20 minutes navigating a labyrinth of settings to figure out where the fuck I can finally turn this stupid shit off.

Absolute fucking parasite company.