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Why This Planet Should Just Burn

I’m not living in a police state and I don’t care about other random Ontarians

Dear police officers and Doug Ford / other government folks:

I’d rather die from COVID or be shot by you than let you stop me at random and demand to know where I live.

I literally have no idea who you people are nor do I care that you think you can run my life or administer this jurisdiction with that much finesse. The truth is you guys fuck up all the time.

I know you think policing is a noble profession and all that shit, but I just don’t give a fuck if you think you have that much authority.

Your government is mostly just a trashy white supremacist terror state to me, with a few decent people sprinkled in.

So FUCK Jesus, and fuck you too.

In my opinion the Canadian government has already made a mess of this country several times over, over the last two-and-a-half decades I’ve lived in this country.

Given the way you treated the natives, I have no idea if you are incompetent on purpose or if you just have these awful blind spots that lead you to making consistently bad decisions.

So here’s the deal:

You’d better bring ammunition, because even if you manage to taze me to the ground, I’d rather kill myself in the holding cell than put up with even more of your horseshit.

And you can farm the food off the fertilizer from my rotting corpse with your own hands because you’re not getting a goddamn thing more from me. And I don’t care what other Ontarians think because I don’t even know who these people are any more.

If I see a cop who asks me this question, all he or she is getting from me is a middle finger and not a single word.

Update: I can’t believe I now agree with these assholes. This fucking planet.