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To Satan’s Glory

Previous research, which examined the electronic health records of 236,379 patients, had found that one in three COVID-19 survivors were diagnosed with a neurological or psychiatric condition within six months of infection, with anxiety and mood disorders being the most common.

Ave Satanas!

If you’re wondering why I’m praising Satan for the detrimental effects of COVID-19, I’ll try to be as terse as I can:

  • People are shit
  • They are hypocrites and fucking swine
  • This is actually how much they piss me off sometimes
  • I’m glad they’re dying
  • The planet would be more habitable with just one or two billion people and we’d all be better off for it.
  • People put on appearances of being nicer than they are, and I genuinely think that’s insincere and horrible behaviour; it’s better to be honest with people and tell them how you really feel.