Categories
Iran Religion Social Commentary

Depression & Anxiety

I go to my doctor and she’s like have you been experiencing depressive or anxiety symptoms because I’ve had trouble with these my whole life.

And it’s like .. bitch, I come from Iran after the revolution do you doctors ever stop to think maybe my life circumstances has anything to do with the way I feel??

They teach you physics, chemistry, anatomy & physiology, but they don’t teach you history or what has happened or where people are coming from – all the things that make their minds into what they are. And you think a pill from a pharma rep is going to fix things, chemically forcing us to avoid our problems instead of confronting and resolving them.

When some IRGC commander’s son is living large because his father makes a living killing people and I have to make dinner on my own and organize to overthrow a government and run my business and attend to clients and look for a job and try to prevent my mom from dying because I don’t think innocent people should be murdered for no reason..

Like fuck, goddamn these doctors and these pharma companies, Jesus Fucking Christ.

And goddamn these social media companies and their fake “dedication” to making safe platforms I hope they all burn.

You make one mistake in this world and people are on you like a pack of fucking hyenas but if you try to live right nobody gives a single fuck.

I fucking hate people.

It’s a shame there’s no hell for people to burn in because most of them deserve it.

And the icing on the cake is there’s always some little evangelist shit to try to take your grief and use it to push Jesus on you.

Faggot, you are such fucking pieces of trash I’d kill Jesus twice and I’d kill you too for the sorry way you lead your lives.

What a colossal fucking disappointment this world is and what a colossal fucking disappointment these people are.

Categories
Humour

Science is a Jewish Plot

Science is a Jewish plot and the world is literally 6000 years old and it was all created by God, the Jews only claim otherwise because they hate God’s beautiful creation despite how much God loves them and keeps calling them his super-duper-special-weshial chosey-wosey people

And also let’s not forget that the earth is flat

(Trigger warning for Jews without a sense of humour)

Categories
Uncategorized

Every Islamic Republic supporter everywhere should be killed.

IRI supporters are not human. It doesn’t matter where they are from. It doesn’t matter if they are Iranian or if they are foreigners.

It doesn’t matter if the Canadian government says calls to violence should be tempered. It doesn’t matter if social media platforms say that calls to violence go against the Terms of Service.

Anyone who supports the IRI in any way, even remotely, must die.

If Jesus was on the side of the IRI, I would kill him.

Categories
Humour

When you just wanna live your life but the IRI insists you’re not Islamic enough

Categories
Humour

Don’t Worry™️

“I’m from the government, Ma’am, and I’m here to help.”
Categories
Humour

Can’t believe I missed this one

Categories
Humour

Nobody who is both a thinking and a moral person actually likes America

You know it’s true.
Categories
Humour

When words used to mean something

Categories
Social Commentary

Never outshine the master

“How dare you encroach on my business and industry? I’ll have you imprisoned and executed for this.”
Categories
Political Stuff

Why, broadly speaking, I don’t like people.

“The ends justify all means”