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Happy Easter

April 5th, 2021

Happy Easter to ALL, including you crazy fascists and child-molesting billionaires and politicians, and war-hungry idiots worldwide who dive head-first into every pool of shit from one Iraq war to the next, to ISIS, to Syria, and who knows what else. Happy Easter to you useless eaters who want to destroy the whole planet.

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Humour Religion

Christianity vs. Christianity

Prime example:

Everybody loves Jesus until you tell them Jesus didn’t care if you were gay or if you were black, or poor, or a woman, or all of that.

Me, I’m just straight up: Christianity is bullshit and Jesus was probably not really the nice guy you think he was.

In fact he actually made people angry enough to want to kill him. Does that sound like an all-good person to you, who loves people in spite of their flaws and faults?

Edit: And would you really want to worship such a thing anyway? Doesn’t that say more about you, that you want to worship a guy who will forgive you no matter what shitty thing you do? Don’t you want him to point out your flaws instead, and tell you to aim for better?

I think my big fear is that the Christians who should be hearing what I’m saying are not, and the ones at whom this message isn’t directed towards would take a message like this as being pointed specifically at them.

I guess it might have to do with living in Canada; if I were in Iran I would be speaking out against Muslim hypocrisy.

Oh well. Time to do some laundry.

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Humour Hoes

I guess I fucking love WAP now

If it pisses off Ben Shapiro I’m taking it as a divine sign for the existence of God

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Humour

John Allen Chau

Was basically the male version of the free sample lady from Family Guy

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“The Scary Muslims Are Coming To Get Me”

Version 2021

Could only bare to watch 10 minutes watching these self-styled academics and “thought leaders” present a nauseating/hilarious one-sided buildup of a tired old narrative.

Left a comment the same as the title of this post and it was deleted – so much for the tolerant right.

Bring a horse to water…

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I honestly wish this was a real church I could attend

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Maximum Madlad

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It’s your baby.

Show it some love, you whores.

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Every other country is a ball but Israel is a fucking cube