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Humour

Every other country is a ball but Israel is a fucking cube

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Humour

Everybody’s a badass until a 200 nanometre virus royally fucks their shit up

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Humour Religion

The Aryan Burden

The honest truth is that I simply wish to help the primitive white race become civilized and achieve their full glory in the true Aryan Imperium.

It is the noble and moral obligation of every reasonable person on the face of this planet, to teach these tragically uncultured, and backwards people what it means to be fully human in the positive sense of the word.
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Humour Social Commentary

CMV

Nobody ever tells these people that we can’t change their minds and we’re not trying to.

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Humour

Words I actually had to enter into the Chrome spellchecker

  • Abrahamic
  • Nicea
  • Trinitarianism
  • Accelerometers
  • Artefact
  • Foundational
  • Gladius
  • Megalomaniacal (dictionary definition was a picture of me 😃)
  • Mistranslation
  • Pyrolysis
  • Recreationally
  • Replicable
  • Scalability
  • Serotonergic
  • Sigil
  • Stressors
  • Tahini (seriously, it didn’t know what tahini was??)
  • Transformational
  • Trillionaire
  • Tryptamines
  • Ubiquitousness
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Humour
I’m gonna go with Gravy Seals
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Humour

This is great

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Hoes Humour Social Commentary

This is Why We Shouldn’t Let Women or White Men Run Society


>Imprisoning a man and taking him to court for trying to lay a girl and get her high

It’s a bad formula, folks.

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Hoes Humour

Donald Trump Was Right

About hydroxychloroquine.

And there really are a lot of people who hate him just for the sake of hating him, not because they’re actually any better than him.

But he still strikes me as the kind of guy that would rape a woman by abusing whatever position of power he landed in.

Know what I mean??

Hell, he’d probably even fuck another man if it came down to it.

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Humour

Terms of Service

Tinder just removed a picture I uploaded to my profile because one of their janitors noticed it was a lone picture of an unaccompanied minor.

It was a baby picture, of me, when I was five.

🤔

I mean, that boy doesn’t even exist anymore. According to science all his cells were consumed and replaced by the time he reached twelve?