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Jokes to Tell White People, Part I

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White people: “That’s great and all but why can’t I say the n-word when I’m listening to rap music?”

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Part Trois

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The Joke that Writes Itself, Part DEUX

I couldn’t stop laughing when I saw this.

It sort of looked and felt something like this.
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Gonna go out for a jog today and hope I don’t get murdered by our shared Judeo-Christian heritage

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If you don’t think this is funny, go fuck your mother

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I used to hate Elon Musk

because he wanted to take all the awful people on this planet and spread them across the whole solar system, and then I guess eventually across the galaxy and the whole universe.

Can you imagine galaxy-wide religious missions, genocides, political wars, etc.?

But now I like him because he liquidated a bunch of jackasses who traded cryptocurrencies on insane margins and, apparently, actually lost all their life savings.

It’s like a perfect metaphor for twitter users who hang onto every tweet from the world’s richest man.

(I mean it’s analogous to a monkey sucking a digital dick, in case you missed it and I wasn’t explicit enough.)

And that’s just based as fuck.

It’s such a cliche though, everybody wants to play to win just so they can grandstand over everyone else and talk a whole lot of shit about how hard they are, but when they have to take a giant L suddenly it’s about mercy and doing the right thing, yada yada.

And I mean really, do you want to send this shit up to space? Jesus, dude.

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What chance in hell am I supposed to have?

Okay, if even Bill Gates is getting divorced, what sort of chance in hell am I supposed to have for an enduring, lasting relationship?

😐

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Is Best Korea

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🤔

Lol