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Social Commentary

Too True

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Social Commentary

Never outshine the master

“How dare you encroach on my business and industry? I’ll have you imprisoned and executed for this.”
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Political Stuff Social Commentary

Should We Kill Every Last American?

(Asking for a friend)
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Religion Social Commentary

Yeah this one

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Social Commentary North Strong & Free

Why Cops Are Garbage

And in fact, why Canadian society as a whole is just a big fucking joke

Alright so I’m driving to the store to pick up some groceries and at the parking lot, this guy on the other side of the lane swerves right in front of me to get to a parking spot in between us without signaling.

And I had no intention of taking his spot or anything, there were plenty of empty parking spots up ahead closer to the store’s entrance.

But he didn’t signal, and I threw up my hands in exasperation as if to say “oh come on.”

And then he started gesticulating at me as though he was innocent and hadn’t done anything wrong.

So I’m mouthing at him “What do you mean what? Can you at least fucking signal?”

And you know isn’t that just the way it goes? It’s always some rat in a luxury car being a cunt flouting the most basic rules, carrying themselves around town – or across the globe, really – as though they’re entitled to being useless little pieces of shit while, I guess, those of us who actually give a fuck about the laws are left behind.

If the cops can’t enforce basic road safety rules in people’s day to day life, what hope in hell are they going to have when Satan himself decides to light their entire country on fire?

And I know some of you morons think this is trivial, that it’s just something small that I should just “let go” of.

And of course you’re stupid because you don’t understand that this tiny thing is perfectly emblematic of all the other larger problems anyone with two brain cells to rub together could clearly see.

But you know: garbage in, garbage out. Go live in your walled gardens and when the fire does break out, when there’s an organic nano-sized virus royally fucking you, when your kids are killing each other because you couldn’t teach them manners, or whatever it may be – I won’t be so much as taking a fucking piss on you people to put you out when you catch the hellfire.

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Humour Social Commentary

Why even be upset

Ben & Jerry’s makes terrible ice cream why would you even care

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Social Commentary Why This Planet Should Just Burn

Psychiatrists are fucking morons and they deserve to be lined up against a wall and shot

Why are psychiatrists completely garbage human beings? Are they even human beings?

Should they all be lined up against a wall and repeatedly shot?

I tried praying to Jesus about this but as usual he didn’t say shit.

She had tasted alcohol in the past…

She had also used marijuana a half-dozen times.

During the clinical interview, she was dressed in Goth attire, including a black T-shirt with images of letters dripping blood; she had dyed black hair.

Moron!

Who the fuck looks at a girl who’s clearly been abused and is depressed and concludes that she must have schizophrenia?

A useless fucking psychiatrist, that’s who!

If there’s a crowd of people who are trying to clear the bar for meeting the definition of subhuman, these guys are giving it the whole fucking college try.

How the fuck are you walking septic tanks going to diagnose people with their mental health troubles if you are yourselves hallucinating over which conditions people are suffering from?

Listen carefully: if you don’t know how to wield the sword you’ve been entrusted with to protect the mental health of the people around you, you also shouldn’t be surprised if one day you find yourself impaled on it.

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Social Commentary

Is it antisemitic

to call Ben Shapiro a racist?

Because he is.

This is what a Jewish racist looks like.

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Social Commentary

When you run a country like it’s a popularity contest, you pay a much higher price than if you run it like a real civil servant.

People hating you is not the metric by which any nation is made prosperous.

(Especially when those people are a bunch of entitled, whiny fucks.)

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Social Commentary

“The Pandemic Changed Everything”

Because you were so optimistic and a big believer in society in the time of geopolitical power grabs for hegemonic world orders of one sort or another, bloodthirsty wars that sent the young to their deaths to prop up billionaires, international terrorism, mass shootings, and the everyday shit regular people ate beating each other over the head with a million petty abuses?

And now here’s the King of Half the World on your television monitor to tell you that “the pandemic truly changed everything!” with great gusto, in 4K resolution in surround sound… with cutaways to platoons of trumpeters sounding their horns.

And now you can live out your shitty Mad Max fantasy.