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Iran

When it dawns on you

That the Americans are representing Iranian interests in Iran during these nuclear negotiations and the regime is not.

America………. thank you???? ?

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Iran

Archived: Regime Apologist, Mohammad Marandi

Hi Professor!! ??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️??‍♂️

Smile!

Hope you like forever-records!

And the jokes will simply write themselves, folks.

Thanks for playing “you die or we die!” ??‍♂️

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Humour

Jesus vs. Satan

When “Jesus take the wheel” meets “Jesus, take some fucking responsibility”
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Iran

Twitter banned me for calling for the death of a known murderer

Ali Khamenei has overseen the death of tens of thousands of people, and in these recent days more than 30 children.

But that’s not a problem for Twitter.

The problem is people like me, who are calling for people like that to be killed.

And then after I appealed the tweet today:

And you know what? Death to Khamenei, death to Twitter too. Whoever was administering the site on the 25th, whoever is responsible for denying the appeal: you can burn in hell next to Khamenei too.

And for those of you who have nothing more to offer than insincere words of encouragement, you can burn in hell next to both of them. Fuck you too.

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Iran Mahsa Amini

Archive: Iranian Judiciary documents proving Mahsa Amini was beaten to death

This is an archived record, for safekeeping purposes, of leaked documents from the Iranian Judiciary obtained by Edalat-e-Ali proving that Mahsa Amini was viciously beaten and died from blunt force trauma to the head, as opposed to the lie perpetrated by the Islamic Republic regime murderers claiming she died of a heart attack.

This evidence proves that Ali Khamenei’s own physician ordered the nurses who performed the original autopsy to falsify the records so that it would appear that Mahsa Amini died from heart problems.

The coverup of Mahsa Amini’s death is thereby directly linked to Ali Khamenei, an Islamist terrorist who has personally overseen the murder of a woman.

Let the truth be shouted from the rooftops – ALL who collaborate with the Islamic Republic will be accessories to the crime of murder and will be brought to task.

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Humour

I’m so heartbroken over Iran I barely feel anything at the realization that they took Olivia Munn from me

It’s the humour and serious tag at the same time
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Humour

Further proof that Iranians are forever cursed to copy American culture

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Humour

I used to think democracy would work

But now I am all for the death squads
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Humour Iran

What Iranians Really Are

Can we all agree that Iranian identity itself is literally an invention by the devil designed to prevent Mohammad (SAW) and his successors from rightfully conquering all of the middle east to unite the Ummah and go forth and boldly .. you know, do awful muslim shit where no man has done awful muslim shit before..

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Humour Iran

How not to run a government