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Iran

You might think Iran’s problems aren’t your problems

But soon you will realize – I suppose later rather than sooner – that our problems will be your problems, too.

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North Strong & Free

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Humour Social Commentary

Essential Services

Booze

and weed.

🤷🏻‍♂️

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Humour

We Have Nothing To Lose But Our Chains

It was either this or full-blown Nazism.
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Humour Social Commentary

Seven Pounds

So I finally saw this movie, and it’s literally just one giant cautionary tale against texting and driving.

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Social Commentary

Russian Roulette

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And then…

’twas the Reds!

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Social Commentary

High heels are an ancient French conspiracy

To ruin the natural and beautiful bodies of women.

There.

I said it.

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Bogerface

Bogerface

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Iran

The Joke That Writes Itself

The Jews Americans Israelis English Shah did this.

– Ruhollah Khomeini

Wait, wait, I’ve got another one (don’t you even worry!) – one could even go so far as to say that the ’79 revolution went… viral!

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Iran

Ali Khamenei Is A Child-Killing Heretic

And he should be put to death in order to do justice in the name of Allah.

The entire concept of Velayat-e-Faqih, or the Guardianship of the Islamic Jurist has always been a Shiite heresy since the day it was invented by Khamenei’s predecessor, Khomeini.

There is no such thing as a genuine, believing orthodox Shia Muslim who adheres to this concept, it is neither Quranic nor is it a spiritually correct position to behold.

Anyone who believes in it is simply a heretic, full stop.

To you Iranians who disavow me – you are not my friends, nor do I like you, nor do I consider you Iranian, nor would I even remotely consider you anywhere close to being of my own flesh and blood, nor do I wish you a good fate.

And you might think that we who are not believers have nothing to say about this matter, but let me tell you “Conservative Iranians” this: when I and every other Iranian like me is dead, you’ll still be left with Khamenei and his cadre of fake Muslims.

And long after we’re all dead, you’ll still be left with their tyrannical dictatorship.

And I’m going to tell you, right now, why you will acquiesce once Khamenei comes after you to oppress you too, once he’s done with us: because fundamentally you are spineless – in fact you were never a Muslim no matter how many times you went on Hajj or turned your dirtied asses up to the skies to pray to Allah.

So if you think I’m not a real Iranian or not worth listening to because I don’t profess Islam, let me tell you something: fuck you.