About Me

Hello.

My name is Barzin Lotfabadi – a guy who has been known to regularly eat while on voice chat or in video conferencing. I suppose I’ve also gone by various other aliases in the past.

If you came here from LinkedIn or you’re googling me to find out what I might be like in a professional capacity, you’re doing it wrong.

Stop, and pour yourself a nice cup of tea or make a nice cocktail, or whatever you do to relax instead. This website is just a personal blog and a place for me to pour out my thoughts.

If you don’t like it you can burn in hell.

My interests and passions are the cross-section of technology and healthcare, spiritual living, and helping people to the best of my ability to live the happiest and most integrated lives they can.

I also think at this point it’s safe to say that I’m very proud of not ever having received admission to the University of Toronto, Canada’s #1 University™ for very important people (not that I applied) because I could never make it in such consecrated halls as a totallyserious academic, like Dr. Jordan Bernt Peterson.

Anyway as I was saying this desire to help people live their lives in the best way that I can, that’s reasonable and doesn’t decimate my own sanity – you know, it’s limited. It has its limitations.

Sometimes I get irritable and get nasty with people, but it’s usually well-deserved and they’ve done something utterly odious. It’s a fine balance, trying to be a law-abiding citizen while not getting trampled by the everyday evils of society and the world at large. And I’m definitely not being preachy, it really is that serious.

(Think of me as sort of like the Homer Simpson to Jesus Christ’s Ned Flanders.)

I’m an enthusiast of the Oxford comma and I also like to pronounce gif like Jiff, like the peanut butter. Yes, that’s right, I am a full-blown Luciferian. Hail to the Lightbringer!